Phil talking about selling the old family car which was destroyed (it rolled off a hill or something)
I’m a cool dad, that’s my thang. I’m hip, I surf the web, I text, you know…

tv meme » 08 Characters you love
phil dunphy/modern family
Claire: Your kids don’t need to know who you were before you had them. They need to know who you wish you were and they need to try to live up to that person. They’re gonna fall short but better they fall short of the fake you, than the real you.
Phil: Which is why we don’t hide anything.
Claire: That is the opposite of what I just said.
Phil: I was not listening.

Claire: “Luke, I told you to put that down. Now. Come on, buddy.”
Luke: “One second. I’m about to beat dad’s record.”
Phil: “You heard your mother.”