2 years ago on 2 October 2011 @ 5:44am 321 notes
3 years ago on 19 September 2011 @ 2:38am 479 notes

pdunphy:

Gloria: I want to say, I can’t work at the bake sale because you’re a bossy control freak that looks down on my cup cakes, even though your lemon squares were very dry.
Jay: Okay, there. How’s that?
Gloria: Dear Claire, I can’t work the bake sale because you’re a bossy control freak who looks down… very funny Jay. (the email sends) Ay ay why the whoosh!? Where is the email? It sended! Make it come back.
Jay: I don’t know how to make it come back.
Gloria: It sended… please come back.

3 years ago on 6 July 2011 @ 2:14am 347 notes

SIX FAVOURITE SCREENCAPS
Modern Family 2x06 Halloween (asked by bran-starks)

3 years ago on 23 June 2011 @ 6:19am 34 notes

yo-whytheface:

SIX FAVOURITE SCREENCAPS
Modern Family 2x13 Caught in the Act (asked by yo-whytheface)

thank-you so much! :D

3 years ago on 23 June 2011 @ 2:50am 54 notes
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attachment-barbie:

JAY: And here we have a phone in the shape of a mouth.
GLORIA: Ahh, you’re welcome! Very sexy! 
JAY: Wait a minute, don’t tell me. Let me work this out. I’ve mentioned a few times that I was thinking of taking up the saxophone. You give me this… I’ve got it! Is this a sexy phone!?
GLORIA: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Modern Family, 2.24 The One That Got Away.

3 years ago on 28 May 2011 @ 4:24am 187 notes

pdunphy:

Jay: These pants are new. Climbing over that fence I might have rectum.

3 years ago on 27 May 2011 @ 12:44pm 190 notes

“Let me work my magic. It’s all about creative editing.”

3 years ago on 27 May 2011 @ 12:44pm 1,614 notes
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 ”Honey, I’m home!”

3 years ago on 21 May 2011 @ 11:01pm 198 notes
Phil: “Guys, I can’t go to Vegas because my wife’s freaking out!” Trust me, that is not a phone call you want to make to a bunch of ex-college male cheerleaders. They will mock you with a hurtful, rhythmic taunt.
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