Gloria: I want to say, I can’t work at the bake sale because you’re a bossy control freak that looks down on my cup cakes, even though your lemon squares were very dry.
Jay: Okay, there. How’s that?
Gloria: Dear Claire, I can’t work the bake sale because you’re a bossy control freak who looks down… very funny Jay. (the email sends) Ay ay why the whoosh!? Where is the email? It sended! Make it come back.
Jay: I don’t know how to make it come back.
Gloria: It sended… please come back.
thank-you so much! :D
JAY: And here we have a phone in the shape of a mouth.
GLORIA: Ahh, you’re welcome! Very sexy!
JAY: Wait a minute, don’t tell me. Let me work this out. I’ve mentioned a few times that I was thinking of taking up the saxophone. You give me this… I’ve got it! Is this a sexy phone!?
GLORIA: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Modern Family, 2.24 The One That Got Away.
Jay: These pants are new. Climbing over that fence I might have rectum.
“Let me work my magic. It’s all about creative editing.”
”Honey, I’m home!”
Phil: “Guys, I can’t go to Vegas because my wife’s freaking out!” Trust me, that is not a phone call you want to make to a bunch of ex-college male cheerleaders. They will mock you with a hurtful, rhythmic taunt.