Cameron: There’s nothing gays hate more than when people treat us like women. We’re not. We don’t want to go to your baby shower. We don’t have a time of the month. We don’t love pink.
Mitchell: You love pink.
Cameron: No, pink loves me.

SIX FAVOURITE SCREENCAPS
Modern Family 2x06 Halloween (asked by bran-starks)

pdunphy:

Jay: These pants are new. Climbing over that fence I might have rectum.

“Let me work my magic. It’s all about creative editing.”

Mitchell: “Why me? We had amazing seats for Lady Gaga, and he gets sick. I’d been looking forward to that concert for months. It’s the one gay cliché I allow myself.”